Seth: I had sex with a girl! Summer, to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex.
(whispering)
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad it was just kind of weird.
Ryan: Weird?
Seth: Yeah, but not kinky weird. More like, awkward. But hey, you know what? It was my first time and she’s a more experienced woman, that’s to be expected. And I did make some faces in the middle that I wish that I could take back, but I can’t. And there’s also sort of a whiny noise that came out towards the end, that wasn’t my finest hour. And I sucked so bad. I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. Ryan, I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.

(via justalittlebossy)