i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket. i’m healthy. i take care of myself. i floss. i never watch more than thirty minutes of television a night, partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on. i respect my parents. i do well in school. i never play videogames in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. i don’t drink coffee. i hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. i don’t mind wearing a tie. i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar. and i really, really want to take your daughter to the prom … mrs. kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.

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